Justin Kenny's Beard Bio:

The first of what I hope will be many beard bios ... and hopefully I won't have to beg for them. Anyways. As promised ...

As call him ... Justin C.K.

Why did you grow a Beard?
     - Because beards are fucking awesome.

Did you ever want to grow a Beard before you were old enough?
If so, was there any influences to that decision?
     - My dad and grandpa always had beards, and I always thought beards made you look more   manly.

What’s your favorite Beard Quote?
    -I don't think I know any beard quotes.

Does your Beard have a nickname. If so, what is it, and how did you get it?
    -No

What first motivated you to grow a Beard?
   - To cover up my hideous face.

Do you recommend other men to grow Beards?
    -Absolutely. I forced my friend Davy Glassycocky to grow a giant Galifianakis beard, because he can, and I can't. It was magnificent.

If you have a spouse/partner; how do they feel about your choice of facial hair?
   -My ex girlfriend hated it, and if you'll notice, she is my EX girlfriend...

How long have you been growing Beards?
    -I grew my first real beard at about age 19.

What do you like most about your Beard?
   -That it's fucking awesome!!!! And that it turns on one particular lady a whole lot.
What lady?
   -You, dummy!

Do you Idolize someone’s Beard? (Famous or Not.) If so, who and why?
    -Galifianakis really has the most amazing, full, lush beard. I would kill half the people I know for that beard.